Fowl Play

Thank God It's Friday

Hjalti's couplet that almost sparked war between pagans and Christians in early Iceland:

Vilkat goð geyja
grey þykkjumk Freyja

I will not blaspheme the gods,
but I think Freyja is a bitch

Wine Appreciation

Epicycles

Two Artists Having A Thomas The Tank

You Can Prove Anything With Statistics — Even The Truth

How To Vote Card

Q.I. Test

Doorknock Appeal

Fear Is A Man's Best Friend

Moral Philosophy

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed"

Grooming

Confidence Trick

Fundamentalist Christians: people who think that they can live forever by believing something written down.

A Witty Saying Proves Nothing

Spoiled

Cell Block

Inverse Proportions

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. 

It is the chief occupation of mankind.

 — H. L. Mencken

Sorry

To apologise is to lay the foundation for a future offence.

 — Ambrose Bierce

Rubbing Out For God

Redundancy

It only takes one idiot;
and there is usually more than one.

Merciful Lord

Makes No Difference Who You Are

Statesmanure

BiPolar Disorder

Bum Steer

Mind How You Go Now

And Why Do They Want To Know?

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
 — William S. Burroughs